Thursday, January 20, 2011

Q: How does the climate in japan effect the people?

A: Sometimes the sun shines brightly, and the warm air flows through the cities, and the fields, and the people are happy, and joyous, and glad to be alive.

Other times, dark clouds form, and rain pounds the streets, and the countryside, and the people get a little sad, and they stay indoors for a while.

Occasionally, years after a sneak attack on a U.S. army base, the sky whistles and burns, and the air gets hot, incredibly hot, and everything incinerates, and many people die.

Then, to understand and explain how such horrible destruction could be visited on so many innocent people, the people of Japan create Godzilla. And they are again happy for a while. Until the Americans involve Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria and ruin everything all over again.

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