Saturday, January 15, 2011

Q: How can you tell the power of your microscope?

A: By how much it magnifies the object on the slide.

For instance, a microscope that magnifies an image to 40 times its size, would be a 40x microscope.

Your microscope doesn't magnify at all. The image in the lens is the exact same size as the object on the slide. That would make your microscope a 1x microscope. That's not a very powerful microscope.

Your microscope probably isn't very powerful because it's a paper towel roll, painted silver, with the words "microscope" written on the side, in what appears to be crayon.

It's not really a microscope at all.

Which means you probably aren't really a scientist.

Which means your entire Craigslist ad was probably a lie. 


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