Thursday, January 27, 2011

Q: Are nurses allowed to have visible tattoos during work hours?

A: Generally, no. But we will make special exceptions if the tattoo is unobtrusive, and tasteful, and inoffensive.

There will be no exception made for your tattoos, since they are obtrusive, tasteless and highly offensive.

You will have to cover them up if you wish to continue working here.

I understand that your tattoos are a form of personal expression and that by asking you to cover them up, I am, in fact, silencing your soul. I really don't care.

You are a nurse at a maternity ward. Your dead baby tattoos are incredibly inappropriate.

Especially since they seem to be brand new.

And homemade.

And bear the names of all the babies born here in the past week.

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