Thursday, December 2, 2010

Q: Why would a toilet that has been working properly just stop flushing even though the tank and the bowl both fill up?

A: I have no idea. Literally no idea.

The only way something like that would even make sense is if there was something stuck in the toilet. Something l the size and shape of a woman's hand.

But that just doesn't make any sense. As I told you, I live alone. Take a look around. There are boxer shorts on the floor and plates in the sink. It's pretty clear a woman hasn't been here in years.

I wish I could be more help with your case, Detective.

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