Friday, December 10, 2010

Q: What mineral is most common in beach sand?

A: Diamonds! Hundreds of thousands of diamonds! This beach is rich with them.

You still can't find any? 

I tell you, they are everywhere. Keep digging. Don't get discouraged.

Your mom and I are just going to go for a little ... chat. Behind this sand dune.

There are no diamonds over here. 

They are over there. Farther out. Keep digging. Don't give up.

Keep looking for the diamonds and ignore any noises you hear from behind this sand dune. Your mom and I are just rehearsing for a play.

Of course you'll find diamonds. Would your favorite Uncle ever lie to you? 

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