Q: What is the probability of rolling a 1 on 2 dice?

A: It shouldn't happen at all. And yet, it keeps happening time and time again.

I'm starting to think that you are using some sort of trick dice, or have mastered some form of rudimentary wizardry.

Trickery and magic have no place in the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

You're making a mockery of our club.