Q: What is non abrasive scouring powder?

A: It's the white powder I use to search the streets for criminals.

I crush a tablet, grind it into powder and scatter it from the sky.

I assume anyone it hits to be a criminal.

Then I dole out justice, swiftly and without remorse.

I will grant you that my process is not the most scientific.

But my motto is: Better to beat one hundred innocent men to death than let one jay walk go unpunished.