Thursday, December 23, 2010

Q: What does the color blue symbolise on new years day?

A: It means that, for the eighth straight year, you:

Drank too much.

Blacked out.

Passed out.

Slept it off in the bedroom of a little boy.

If it was a girl's room, you would be seeing pink.

You don't even have any kids.

You don't even know any kids.

How does this keep happening?

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