Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Q: Is it true stars are continually forming in the halo of your galaxy today?

A: If by "stars" you mean "cotton candy" and by "halo" you mean "cotton candy machine" and by "galaxy" you mean "carnival," then no.

The cotton candy machine only makes cotton candy when I turn it on. It doesn't work by magic, nor is it powered by the cosmos.

You cannot have any cotton candy for your voyage. Not unless you pay for it.

You should go now. No one is impressed with your so called "space suit" that is clearly made of aluminum foil.

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