Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Q: How far from a house do you have to be to shoot a gun?

A: That's an excellent question.

Now that I think about it, we should be father away than this. At this range, someone might hear us.

Let's go out a little more. Down by those trees.

By now, you can probably guess my answer to whether or not I will give allow you to marry my daughter.

You should probably start running now.

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