Sunday, December 26, 2010

Q: Can you say red wine reduce cardiovascular disease?

A: There is some scientific evidence that a small amount of red wine will help reduce the chances of cardiovascular disease.

A small amount.

A glass a day.

Nowhere in the research does it suggest creating a red-wine IV will eliminate heart disease altogether.

You should accept the fact that your Grandmother is very ill.

If you insist on trying to save her with your unproven, fictional, "scientific" method, at least use actual red wine, and not a homemade mixture of Everclear and Fanta.

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