Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Q: Can a dog kill people?

A: Sometimes. An angry, rabid  pit bull or rottweiller may likely kill someone if provoked.

Your dog is unlikely to kill anyone.

Your dog is ceramic.

Ceramic dogs can't get rabies. Or be angered. Or move.

Please stop making those barking noises. You're a terrible ventriloquist.

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