Sunday, November 21, 2010

Q: Why were cats sacred to ancient Romans?

A: Ancient Romans? Oh, you mean that lovely couple down the street who passed away recently? They weren't Ancient Romans. They were a very old couple from Italy.

I don't know if cats were sacred to them. They just had a lot of them. I think it's all they had.

No, you can't have one of the cats. Most of them are feral. The rest died from eating the corpses.

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