Thursday, November 4, 2010

Q: What would you use to weigh a rock?

A: The window of an ex-girlfriend.

If the window breaks, the rock is heavy.

If the window doesn't break, you throw like a girl.

No wonder she broke up with you.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook