A: They are as follows:
- All babies under the age of five must be cared for by a legal babysitter.
- A loaded shotgun can not be considered a legal babysitter. Nor can a can of beer.
- Babysitters must be paid in either legal currency, or delicious slow cooked ribs, whichever is of more value at the time of the sitting.
- If a babysitter is over the age of 15 and not a direct blood relative, you may have sex with her, provided you are very lonely, or haven't had sex in a while and the baby is asleep or not looking.
- Babysitters are forbidden to place a baby in the microwave to dry it off, no matter how much chicken soup has been spilled on the baby.
- Babysitting is a very important job and can only given to the most responsible members of society: Disinterested teenage girls.
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