Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Q: What is it called when you fix a female cat?

A: Did the cat live?

Yes?

Yes!

In the field of self-taught, at-home, veterinary medicine, we call that a roaring success.

Let's have a drink. Trust me, you'll need it. We still have forty-six other cats in this bag.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook