Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Q: What did Thomas Jefferson accomplish during his first term?

A: He greatly expanded the size of the government and ran up a massive personal debt. Because his debt was personal, instead of federal, he is considered one of our greatest presidents.

He also came down with a serious case of "jungle fever", if you know what I mean.

I mean, of course, malaria, which went undiagnosed until his death.

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