Monday, November 8, 2010

Q: How long is your backyard?

A: It's long enough for all the exercise I need.

I don't know that I've actually measured. I'd guess it to be 50, 60 feet long.

Hold on, I'll go measure.



How long did I say it was?

Yeah, I was way off. It's about 5 feet long.

I may have been slightly misleading when I referred to it as a backyard, since it's not really outside. It's actually in my apartment. It's not really a yard per se. It's more of a tub.

A 5 foot long metal tub.

It's still all I need for my exercise.

That, a couple otters and a fifth of Jack.

I hope this helps you with your science project.

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