Saturday, November 6, 2010

Q: Can macaroni and cheese be an appetizer?

A: Look, if you are really serious about getting the role of Jake LaMotta in our high school production of "Raging Bull" you are going to have to gain about 50 pounds.

Now eat your mac and cheese. The french fry and chicken tender pizza will be ready soon.

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