Q: Where does Ahmad Bradshaw live?

A: I'll give you a hint:

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow

Wait.

That was Levar Burton.

Wow, this is awkward.

I wonder if that guy on the subway wasn't actually Dave Chappelle?

That would explain why he looked at me funny when I asked for an autograph.
And why he yelled "I'm not Dave Chappelle, cracker," as I left the train.
And why, when I looked at the autograph later, it said "Phil Harris."

So, yeah, I have no idea where Ahmad Bradshaw lives.