Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Q: What were the conditions like on the Western Front?

A: According to this book, everything seems to be "all quiet."

Honestly, I'm just basing that on the cover. I'm sure the book is just more of the same. I'll take a look just to be safe.

Oh God.

Oh God, no.

Why would anyone do this?

Things are not "all quiet." They are very bad. Very bad indeed. This book is poorly named.

It should be called "All Horrifying and Bloody and Intestines Wrapped Around Barbed Wire on The Western Front."

I guess that book would not have sold as well.

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