Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Q: What is a public swimming pool?

A: It is a large pool to be freely used by everyone. They can usually be found at the local YMCA or community center. It has enough room for diving, and lap swimming and general splashing around.

What you have in your backyard is not a public swimming pool. It is a hot tub.

I will not be getting in there.

Neither will my children.

If you excuse me, we are going to leave now.

You should really take that ad off craigslist. It's really misleading.

About Me

My photo
Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook