Monday, October 18, 2010

Q: What are the working conditions of a garbage man?

A: They couldn't be better. The world is your oyster. No one else has such access to discarded soups cans, irregular toys and overused pornography.

Finding Christmas gifts for the children has never been easier.

Especially if they happen to love maggots.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook