Sunday, October 17, 2010

Q: What are the steps taken to determine that ethanol will not conduct electricity?

1. Fill a bathtub with ethanol.
2. Have your friend climb into tub.
3. Plug in toaster.
4. Throw toaster to friend.
5. Yell "Heads up!"
6. Wait.
7. Check friend's vital signs.

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