A: Frequently. A puppy that has been dead for three months requires far less attention.
Are you sure you don't want to buy him?
Look at how cute he is.
Sitting there.
"Playing" dead.
Not barking or yelping or causing a fuss.
He's the perfect pet.
The flies will go away eventually.
What if I take $5 off the price?
Still want the live one? You city folk are all the same.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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