Q: How do baptists worship outside of church?

A: They travel in groups and always carry a bucket of water for emergency baptisms.

Sometimes, in a hilarious twist, they will replace the water with confetti.

People who think they are about to be baptized and be washed clean of their sins will instead find themselves covered with confetti while crowd of strangers laughs at them.

Hold on.

That's the Harlem Globetrotters.

I have no idea how baptists worship outside of church.

I am sorry for wasting your time.