Saturday, October 23, 2010

Q: Are myths and legends real?

A: It's a case by case basis. The myth of the Loch Ness Monster is fake, but the Legend of Bagger Vance is 100 percent real. So are centaurs. 100 percent real. Like that one over there.

I know what you're thinking. "That's just a guy wearing the bottom half of a horse costume." You are half right.

He is wearing the bottom half of a horse costume AND he is a centaur. You would be able to see his horse half if he didn't have the fake horse half in front of it.

You'll have to trust me. Now hop in and I'll take you to see that Griffin I was telling you about.

No, you don't need to tell your friends where you are going. You'll be back in a jiffy.

Put on this blindfold.

Because I don't want you to know how to find the Griffin. He's very private.

Wow. You are incredibly trusting. This will be fun.

What?

I did not say that out loud.

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