Q: Do children get paid at the age of ten to play football?

A: Son, let me make this clear:

You are not being paid to play, you are being paid to lose.

To lose big. By at least three touchdowns.

I have a lot riding on this one. Daddy's made some bad investments and he needs to make good, quick. I need you, son. I'm counting on you. I need you to go out there and not come through.

Now get out there and fail, get out there and fall down, get out there and fumble, fumble like your life depends on it. Because it kind of does.

I don't imagine you'll last too long living on the streets without a father.