Q: How do you load amazon book to computer and then to kindle?

A: You need to download the Kindle version of the book. You can't simply shove the book into the disc drive.

No, not even page by page.

Don't eat the book. That won't solve anything.

Sometimes I wish we had never taken you from your wolf family and tried to teach you how to live like a man.

Q: How much money does a school bus driver earn in NYC?

A: If you are real careful and know how to cover your tracks, you can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.

Unless you drive one of the short buses. No one is interested in buying those children.

Q: How do you make a tiered cake?

A: You usually put the largest tier on the bottom. And you usually make it out of something other than brick.

Q: What is the relationship between f-stop and shutter speed?

A: They are both very important in the making of any snuff film.

But not nearly as important, as you, our star!

Q: How do you acquire magic?

A: By doing a lot of tricks. Start with that one over there in the Impala. He's been staring at your for a while. He doesn't look like a cop.

Make sure you get the money first.