A: I am not sure of the proper medical term, but I know what I call it:
Delicious.
I've always been a fan of salty snacks.
Ow.
OW!
What the fuck?
Why did you hit me? I thought you wanted this.
You're such a tease.
Of course I bit you, I'm a fucking vampire!
Why do you think I dress this way? Why do think I wear my hair like this?
What the hell is Halloween? And who the fuck is Count Chocula?