I'm pretty sure that truck's always been there. I'm pretty sure that truck's always been like that.
It looks less like a recent accident and more like a fossil, a relic of a bygone era when semi-trucks ruled the land and men of all ages worshiped truck drivers like heroes, a time when a man was judged not by the color of his skin, or the quality of his character, but by the size and bushiness of his moustache, a time when women wore little tiny denim shorts over sheer panty hose and no one had a problem with it, a time when a man could have a chimpanzee for a best friend and no one would look twice, a time when every man, woman and child over the age of 6 had a CB handle, a time when people used words and phrases like "breaker" and "ten-four, good buddy" without irony, a time when a group of friends, posing as paramedics, could steal an ambulance, enter a cross-country race and -
- Yes, that's my elephant. Are you going to let me finish my thought, or are you going to keep asking me a bunch of rude questions?
