Q: How much glasses of water should a person drink each day?

A: Enough to make sure you can write your full name in the snow without taking a break.

Q: How can you use meteorologist in a sentence?

A: As a lifelong blithering idiot, I never felt overqualified for anything, until I become a meteorologist.

Q: What would you use to weigh a rock?

A: The window of an ex-girlfriend.

If the window breaks, the rock is heavy.

If the window doesn't break, you throw like a girl.

No wonder she broke up with you.

Q: What is the population of the big horn mountain sheep?

A: As of right now, there are eight.

But if we stick together, follow our plan and have a few breaks go our way, we can get that number down to four by nightfall.

Then we might all have a chance to survive this hiking trip.

Q: What party did Theodore Roosevelt and supporters make?

A: Roosevelt and his supporters formed the Bull Moose party in 1912. After failing to reclaim the Presidency, Roosevelt formed the Bull Moose Party Planning Company in 1913, which released over 14 poorly received stag films over the next three years.