Q: Should you drain an in ground pool for the winter?

A: I told you not to fill it up with gravy in the first place.

It didn't attract a single co-ed.

This is why no one wants to join our frat.

Q: Can a dog kill people?

A: Sometimes. An angry, rabid  pit bull or rottweiller may likely kill someone if provoked.

Your dog is unlikely to kill anyone.

Your dog is ceramic.

Ceramic dogs can't get rabies. Or be angered. Or move.

Please stop making those barking noises. You're a terrible ventriloquist.

Q: How much should you feed your cat?

A: Feed him until he stops eating. That means she is full.

Also, trying feed her with cat food, as opposed to human ears.

Q: What is the probability of rolling a 1 on 2 dice?

A: It shouldn't happen at all. And yet, it keeps happening time and time again.

I'm starting to think that you are using some sort of trick dice, or have mastered some form of rudimentary wizardry.

Trickery and magic have no place in the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

You're making a mockery of our club.

Q: What the temperature will be in Brooklyn NY tomorrow?

A: It will range from scorchingly hot to bitterly cold, depending on your proximity to my electrifying dance moves.

I just learned the robot.

And the lambada.

Allowing me to create the Robo-Lambada.

I can tell you are getting hot already.