Q: Can a person work in childcare with a criminal record?

A: I certainly hope so. Our whole heist kind of hinges on it. We probably should have done a little research before we spent six months planning.

But my wife wants an army of adorable babies and I'm not inclined to disappoint her.

Q: How much is harry potter and deathly hallows first edition with cast signatures worth?

A: A book is a collection of lines on paper. These lines create letters. The letters make words, the words sentences and the sentences paragraphs. Put them all together and you have a story.

What I'm trying to say is that a book can not have a cast. They wouldn't be able to fit inside, and you'd probably hear them scream anytime you closed it.

So, your book, covered with so-called "cast" signatures, is completely worthless. However, it does appear completely delicious.

May I have a bite?

No, I don't recall ever having to take medication.

And there's that orange yak again.

Q: What treatment was used for typhoid fever in the middle ages?

A: A good bleeding.

If that didn't work, a good drowning.

If that didn't work, shunning by the entire community.

At that point, if the patient was still alive, they would be shot and placed in a large pile.

Q: What need prompted the invention of the television?

A: The need for society to be dumber, spend more money on things they can't afford and feel worse about themselves.

Also, live theatre had become a little too full of itself and needed to be destroyed.

Q:Why are lunar roving vehicles used in space?

A: Wherever man dare travel, he also dare hold a Cannonball Run.