Q: What does that mean if a guy is holding hands with his girlfriend but keeps looking at you until you look back?

A: He's waiting for you to pronounce them man and wife.

You should probably say something.

They've been standing there a while.

They're not going to magically disappear if you ignore them.

Staying still won't help. These are human beings, not T-Rexes.

This is why I don't like you taking mushrooms before work.

It's one thing before a mass, when no one's really paying attention, but people care about weddings.