Q: When did William Howard became president?

A: There has never been a President Howard.

Nor a President Fine.

Nor a President Batman.

I've been doing a little be of research. Grandpa. Turns out those "history" books you have been giving me are nothing more than old-fashioned comic books.

I don't think I need to remind you that President Palin outlawed comic books at the start of her third term.

I don't appreciate your lies.

I know which way I'll be voting at your death panel.