Q: How do you know is a guy likes you or just wants to be buds?

A: If a man is interested on you on a romantic level, he will say things like:

"You are the prettiest girl in here. Oh, wait. I didn't see her. You're still cool though."

Or:

"You dress really slutty for such a cute girl. You must have the lowest self esteem. Can I buy you several drinks?"

Or:

"You have the most amazing laugh. I can't wait to hear it when you see my penis."

Or:

"You're so easy to talk to. Most of the girls I see are usually so quiet. And still. And cold. "

Or:

"I wish this night would never end. My trial starts tomorrow."

Or:

"You're so real. Most of the girls in here are so phony, like the Holocaust."

Or:

"That's a beautiful dress. It will look amazing held up in court as a piece of evidence."