Q: How did the wise men learn of Jesus' birth?

A: The three wise men were the first private investigators in recorded history. They found out about the birth of the son of God through old-fashioned detective work, by searching for clues with a magnifying glass, roughing up suspects, paying off informants and observing human behavior. With their work completed, they set off on a series of hilarious misadventures.

After months spent wandering the desert, they received a message from their niece, Penny, who heard about the birth of Jesus from a friend and knew of his whereabouts. She also suggested they deliver gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh, instead of their original choices: lint, bandanas and coupons for back rubs.