Q: Where are most of the crops in the US grown?

A: Somewhere in Iowa, I think. Who knows?

The best crops,  however, are grown right here, in my basement.

I've got everything. Sour Diesel, Lamb's Breath, Skywalker, everything.

Umm ... I hope that badge is a joke.

I asked you before if you were a cop and you said "No." I am aware of my constitutional rights. I Googled that shit.

You're going to have to leave now.

Please stop beating me.