Q: What is the best clothes for winter?

A: A bear suit.

Made from the actual skin and fur of a bear.

A bear that you have killed yourself, preferably by hand.

Or at least hit with your car.

Any bear will do. Any real bear.

Yogi Bear is not a real bear.

You did not kill him and skin him and fashion his flesh into a suit.

You bought that costume at Target.

The tag is still on it.

I'm starting to wonder if you are truly ready to spend a year alone in the Alaskan wilderness.