Q: Do girls like guys who can play guitar in a band?

A: They sure do.

As long as they play real songs on their guitar.

And they are in a band made up of human beings.

Your "Cat Band for Deaf People" is very clever.

But I fear the girls you seek might see right through it.

Unless you are trying to woo these pillows you keep getting from Japan.

In which case, you probably don't need to try so hard.