Q: How is vitamin B12 added to Marmite?

A: That's a very interesting question. Like many interesting questions, it requires a lengthy answer.

Why don't you get comfortable?

Take off your shoes. Relax.

Would you care for a drink? I have an extensive wine collection.

Umm ... isn't that tasty.

Now, where was I? Yes, Marmite.

You have such beautiful eyes. And such soft skin. And the most amazing lips.

Ouch!

What the fuck?

All this talk about B-12 and Marmite ...  I thought you wanted to hook up. I figured it was all a sign.

Who the hell cares about Marmite?

You are such a tease.