Q: What is the most common mode of dismissal for a batsman in cricket?

A: In cricket,  a batsman is most commonly dismissed by being bowled out, being caught, or being stumped out.

The most common way to dismiss The Batman in a game of cricket would be to tie him to an enormous wicket and have a fifty-foot robotic bowler hurl a wrecking ball at him.

I'm assuming you tried that one already, since you are The Tricky Wicket, Gotham's newest arch-criminal.

You didn't try that?

What did you try?

Let me get this straight: You challenged Batman to a legitimate game of cricket, and let him pick his own team, all in the hopes that the length of the game and the complex rules would cause him to have a nervous breakdown?

And you are surprised that failed?

Did you even poison his tea or anything?

No, you just made it very weak.

Bet that showed him.

Morons like you make me long for the days of the Calendar Man. At least he had flair.

Q: What are the differences between delete and free?

A: When we free an employee, they are able to leave the company, take their family with the, leave the state and seek employment elsewhere, the whole time trying to keep one step ahead of the bloodthirsty dogs we  unleash ten minutes after they walk out the door.

When we delete an employee, the dogs get the head start.

Freeing employees offers more suspense. Deleting them offers more visceral thrills.

The videos sell equally well on the snuff film market.

Q: How do you draw a cartoon chicken?

A: With a uncontrollable feeling of hatred.

Then, add some wacky shoes. Or sunglasses.

Sunglasses are probably better. They hide the chicken's cold, dead eyes.

When you finish drawing the chicken, tear up the picture in a fit of rage, then spend the rest of the day crying in the shower.

That's how I do it.

Everyone has their own process, but mine is clearly the best.

Q: How much does it cost to make a will?

A: Why do you want to make a will, Dad?

Aren't you going to leave everything to me when you die?

That was always my understanding. That's why I spent all those years running your companies, doing your dirty work, and burying the skeletons in your closet, both literal and figurative.

I wouldn't have done all that if I knew you would get remarried at the age of 82 and leave everything to your new wife and her freakish, hillbilly family.

I thought you got that hillbilly jones out of your system. That's why we opened that plant in Kentucky.

If you insist on making a will, I'll draw one up for you, free of charge. All you'll need to do is sign it. I'll take care of the rest. I'll make sure your lovely new bride gets taken care of. I'll even buy her a home without wheels on it. She'll be thrilled.

What do you say, Dad?

You better decide soon. The trains pretty close.

It's going to take me a while to untie you.

Q: Who illustrated the human body systems?

A: Many have tried. Most have failed. None have succeeded like I have.

Feast your eyes on these, my glorious illustrations!

Don't they capture the wonderful symmetry, the pure beauty, the enchanting essence of the human form?

I'm really bad at drawing feet. I don't think it's much of a stretch to say that roller skates are part of the typical human body system.

I've never seen a naked women up close, so I had to use my imagination to fill in some of the blanks. It has been brought to my attention that there are less teeth in that particular area of the female anatomy.

Far less.

None to be exact.

As I said, I can't be sure personally, and I choose to stand by my work.

You must give me credit for daring and creativity.

And patience. Sketching, while hiding in a tree, and holding binoculars is much harder than it looks.