A: There's your hairdo. HEY-O!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. You look like Yahoo Serious fucked a light socket. Have you slept or showered or been around a mirror or a person in days?
Yahoo Serious. He's an Australian comedian from the 80's. Don't you have Google?
Seriously, though, Oregon does have natural disasters, just like everywhere else. In fact we had an earthquake a few days ago. A minor one, nothing significant. The only way a place would have been damaged is if it was directly on top of the epicenter of the quake. Other than that, you wouldn't have even felt it. Coincidentally, the epicenter was close to here. If you stand on this chair and look over that tree you can the small chasm it created.
It's right over there, right ... Well, right where your house used to be. I guess that explains your haircut. And why you can't use Google.
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