A: My dad was a farmer, so I can tell you first-hand what a farmer eats: Beef. Pork. Corn. Sour Mash Whiskey. Dirt. Moonshine. Old Tires. Rubbing Alcohol. Legal Summons. Neighbor's Kids. Pepper Spray. Eviction Notices. Comic Books. Fudge. Results of Court Ordered Psychological Tests. Drywall. Shotgun Barrel.
I assume such a diet was common for all farmers.
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