A: Apply the wax to the shammy. Run the shammy over the car in a clockwise motion. That applies the wax. Now, move the shammy counter-clockwise. That removes the wax.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
Why are you stopping?
There seems to be some misunderstanding. When I saved you from those teenagers, I did so under the assumption that you would be my servant, that would would buff my car and paint my fence and do odd jobs around the house. Why the hell else would I save you?
Why would I teach you karate? What the hell kind of freak do you think I am?