A: This is your first time doing this sort of thing, isn't it?
I can tell. You seem a bit nervous. And overdressed.
First thing: relax. Take a deep breath. You're going to have a good time.
You'll find the holes in the men's room. Pick a stall. Can't miss them. You'll know them when you see them.
One more thing: they're called Glory Holes.
Knock yourself out.