A: With this wind and these calm waters, about 10 days.
Oh the places we'll go.
Oh, the sights we'll see.
Oh the friends we'll make - mostly imaginary.
There are few people here on the sea.
Fewer still who want to befriend a trio of drifters on the lam, looking to make their fortune selling candy bars to school children in the Dominican.
Fewer still who will want to befriend a trio of drifters on the lam, looking to make their fortune selling candy bars to school children in the Dominican, who intend to sail all the way there in a wash tub.
Well, we may be lonely, and we may be smelly, and we may lose our minds after prolonged exposure to the sun, but we'll always have a great story to -
- Hal, did you eat all the candy bars?
WHAT THE FUCK?
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