A: When the weather is this nice, kids should be outside playing, not cooped up in some minivan. Also, when it gets hot - hot like today - children can suffer from heat exhaustion and dehydration. Sometimes, they can even melt.
Especially when the children are made out of ice cream.
Look, I know how much you want children, and I know that you can't have them. We all know. We've seen the billboards and the TV ads and read your blog. But are fake children made of ice cream really the answer? How many times does this have to happen before you stop this horrible charade?
No, I will not help you clean up your kids again. It really creeps me out when you lick the seats.
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