Q: How much money does an osteopathic Neurologist earn?

A: If successful, and renowned, an osteopathic Neurologist can earn a salary in the high six figures. But becoming an successful and renowned osteopathic Nuerologist is not as easy as you may think. You need years of schooling, advanced medical degrees, decades of experience, dozens of articles published in leading medical trades and a sterling reputation as one of the leaders in your field.

You have none of those.

All you have is an ice-cream scoop, a hand saw and a fascination with brains.

Oh, and that creepy grin. I forgot about that.